Our princess, a damsel in distress, has been kidnapped by the nefarious King Malice.
Join us on our quest to rescue her, and claim the reward of a lifetime supply of hugs and high-fives!
The Princess is a 25 year old, 5'2" woman with a passion for baking and collecting rare stamps.
Our team of brave knights includes:
Our plan to rescue the princess involves:
Join us, and together we can make this quest a success!
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